Stop the presses!

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program of the Fall Shoping Guide, to show the latest tom foolery, as well highlights in celebrity style this week!

Tyra!! This is NO, NO and NO... is she kidding me? What is this?

So much going on here with this outfit, I see she was trying to be different, I mean she tried I guess.. (however she looks GREAT)

Niecy sorry boo.. no can do, something is just off - and the shoes don't help either!

Awwww Mariah.. she looks like a pink pinada - I know you are trying to hide something.. but hmmmm

I really just want to style Janet too.. she needs to switch it up after ALL these years

I know some people LOVE him.. love him and they make him exempt from things. NO LENNY you are not Exempt!! I just think this is unnaceptable..(You are not Prince)

Dawn.. this is a CATASTROPHE... she's a train wreck

Now on to the HIGHLIGHTS from this past week! (not many I know)

Fierce is the only word describes her (on a set for an upcoming video)

Love his style.. love it!

 

Uh Oh!! Lookey here! Well Go ahead with your bad self!

The Fashion Revolutionaires Fall Fashion Shopping Guide: Skinny Cargo

J. Brand absolutely created a FRENZY when they introduced their version of the cargo pant (but skinny version) this summer. So much so they sold out of the $240 pair of pants. Apparently they look FABULOUS on everyone and their mom's (I disagree) but you may agree - Nevertheless I included them in, as a must for your fall shopping. Of course $240 is a little steep, so I included all price points for your shopping pleasure!

 

1. Eva Army Cargo $165 www.metropark.com

2. Current/Elliot The Skinny Cargo $250 www.net-a-porter.com

3. Free People Skinny Military Cargo $98 www.zappos.com

4. J Brand Houlihan Cargo Pant $231 www.piperlime.gap.com

5. DKNY Skinny Cargo Pant $63 www.zappos.com

 

 

The Fashion Revolutionaires Fall Fashion Shopping Guide: The Camel Coat & Over-The Knee Boots

Yeah, yeah, yeah.. I know I missed yesterday's post, so I decided to give you a 2-1 so you wouldn't feel like I forgot about you!

My next two picks for the fall are the Iconic Camel Coat, and Over-The Knee boots (preferrably flat heeled or small heeled) the 4 inchers are not doing it this year.

There are so many styles, and price points of these two, you really can't go wrong!

Happy Friday!!

1, Frye Studded Over-The-Knee Boot $798 www.neimanmarcus.com

2. Sam Edelman Pierce in Whiskey Leather $300 www.footnotesonline.com

3. Old Gringo Stitched $825 www.neimanmarcus.com

4. Henry Beguelin Shimmer Suede $1995 www.neimanmarcus.com

5. Joe Lace Up $298 www.freepeople.com

 

 

1. Style Magazine's Fall Fashion Guide (source)

2. Exposed Seam Trench Coat $160 www.topshop.com

 

The Fashion Revolutionaires Fall Fashion Shopping Guide: The Denim Flare

Ok so we finally get to take a break from the skinnies, the leggings, and jeggings and wear some GROWN woman jeans! The flare jean is back this fall.. HOORAY!! I think these may be the sexiest jeans around, they can definitely show your figure, but at the same time hides flaws, and you dont feel like your goods are on display!

All brands, all price points, all sizes.. grab you a pair this season

1. Gap Vintage Flare jeans $70 www.gap.com

2. 7 For All Mankind Ginger Pant $155 www.7forallmankind.com

3. Levis 60's Flare $265 www.freepeople.com

4. Siwy Anita Flare Leg Jeans $207 www.piperlime.gap.com

 

 

 

The Fashion Revolutionaires Fall Fashion Shopping Guide: Shearling Boots

Finally the first day of fall will arrive tomorrow, (although its still 90 degrees), however, at some point  you will be able to rock your new fall gear. Its kind of a weird situation with it being so warm, really hard to fathom buying boots and sweaters, but one monkey doesn't stop the show - let's get to it!

 

I'm gonna give you 10 days,  of 10 must have items... LET's ROLL!!

Gazelles, door knocker earrings and old school hip hop all come to mind with the first item on my list.

Shearling boots. I. LOVE. THIS. It may even be my new fall favorite, which is why I made it first. Pair them up with denim, leggings, maxi dresses, be different, be random. They come in all price points, to make your budget work!

 

 

1.Sam Edelman Winsford $225 www.piperlime.gap.com

2. Jimmy Choo Trixie suede shearling ankle boots $1195 www.net-a-porter.com

3. L.A.M.B. Pier $395 www.piperlime.gap.com

4. Ralph Lauren Natalia Fur-Trim Runway Boot $1000 www.neimanmarcus.com

5. Josh Shearling-Lined Buckled Ankle Boots $245 www.saksfifthavenue.com

Your Curve ID - Levi's new denim line

I found out recently that Levi's had a new line of denim for women, called Levi's Curve ID. The denim line uses a custom fit based system that caters to each individual shape. Levi’s states it made use of a revolutionary approach that compliments one curves identifying three distinct body types that account for a women’s shape. There are three ways to to choose a perfect fit, take an online questionnaire, or measure yourself at home and take those measurements to the store, and finally you can get custom fitted at an actual Levi Store (I chose the online quiz). The online quiz, will show 3 models with different body types and you pick the one based on your own body type (not one of those girls body types did I identify with, however the DESCRIPTION of the body type did). You will then answer a series of questions, and when finished it will tell you your CURVE ID, (three types) Slight Curve, Demi Curve and Bold Curve.

Pretty exciting huh??? Its always a feat trying to find a perfect pair of jeans that FIT, especially when your ASSets are on the thicker side! I'll report back to you when I receive my pair.. they hit stores September 1st!

http://us.levi.com

 

 

'Have your people, call my people"

This chick here made me come out of hiding!! Now seriously, this is one person I would just love to get ahold of.. her style is HORRENDOUS!! Such a cute girl, great shape, star exposure, and she dresses like she shops at 5-7-9 (is that store still open?).  No disrespect to 5-7-9, but she's an actress for goodness sakes, she has access to so much more, she's been on major films, why is she such a mess??????? Her style is cheap looking, tacky and slutty, is this why you can't good roles??

This was her this past weekend...  on her way inside a CLUB, she looks like she's going to wash cars at a truck stop!

Are you kidding me??

 

and this is not even the half...... take a look at this FOOLISHNESS

Flash from the past?? Nope this was this summer.. So the Leather jacket was her "KEY" piece......

Last year she wore these American Apparel spandex pants literally to DEATH!! ( OH NO!! Is that the same damn leather jacket????)

Now I KNOW you knew this tee was sheer when you left the house

There goes those damn pants again! (ok so this was last year right.... so her homegirl thought we wouldnt notice that she pulled out the shirt again this year, NOPE we noticed)

PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU TO GET IT TOGETHER!!!

 

Please have your people, call my people! I can hook you up - PRO-BONO!!!

What Celebrity would you like to style or tell them to fire their stylist?? (I mean clearly M.G. doesnt have one)